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Reblogged from the-optimum-perspective
So many bitches I know are Cho Chang. SOOO MANY.
(Source: ciaoknives)
Mistress of Bitching
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Reblogged from humorousharlequin
When I was a boy my father, Avatar Aang, told me the story of how he and his friends heroically ended the Hundred Year War. Avatar Aang and Fire Lord Zuko transformed the Fire Nation colonies into the United Republic of Nations, a society where Benders and non-Benders from all over the world could live and thrive together in peace.
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Reblogged from debonaireodactyl
This is a real place called The Devil’s Pulpit in Scotland and I want to go.
(Source: heresjohnnyinglasgow)
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Twilight (film version)
Reblogged from quicksummary
Close-ups on Kristin Stewart’s face and Robert Pattinson’s face. Then shots of that guy who doesn’t own shirts. He’s a skin enthusiast, I suppose. The sexual tension in this film is palpable. You leave the movie sparkling in your pants.
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Twilight
Reblogged from quicksummary
A young girl’s hormonal choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
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Breaking Dawn: Part 1
Reblogged from quicksummary
Edward learns not to have sex on IKEA furniture because that shit is gonna break. Bella remains an expressionless advocate of the extreme pro-life movement and spousal abuse. Some terrible CGI dogs fuck a lot of shit up. A baby-vampire monster eats its way out of Bella’s womb. This is all OK because vampires.
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Scooby Doo (cartoon)
Reblogged from quicksummary
Some kids custom-paint their van and solve mysteries. Most of the perpetrators are balding men who are probably acting out due to sexual dysfunction.
